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I am not Old John Smokey.

I'm still not sure how it started, but it's a very persistent rumor that it's time we put to bed so...

I present to you...

Indisputable evidence!

Squarely outside the realm called the shadow of doubt, I think we can all agree.

And I just have to say, Old John Smokey is a stand-up gentleman, whom I was very glad to finally meet.

He promised to teach me how to play the spoons next time. It's gonna happen! I paid him a $10 deposit.